"Tariff on F*cks" Keychain

So your friend or family member voted for the "Leopards eating our faces" party and now a leopard is eating their face? Color me shocked, of course.

But, like us, you probably import all of your f*cks, and now that they are asking you to give a f*ck about the leopard eating their face, you find yourself in the unfortunate situation of seeing the price of f*cks going up in anticipation of large import tariff increases.

If only this problem could have been foreseen by pretty much everyone with an economics degree.

I guess your friend will just have to find some overpriced "American Made" f*cks and support the hard working American capitalists who made the noble sacrifice of giving hundreds of thousands of dollars with only the promise of billions in return.  

Btw, the cost of this keychain would have been 30 cents but we get our wood from Finland because Baltic birch literally doesn't grow anywhere in America and there's no sufficient replacement for it .. so..