Shady Van of Amontillado Leather Patch

This joke won't be as popular because sadly not everyone will get the reference, but we certainly hope it hits a few of you and gets a good chuckle. Be sure to slap this patch on your jacket so you can feel a sense of superiority any time someone looks at it in obvious confusion.

This patch is made of genuine leather, not a faux or imitation leather. There is a heat activated adhesive backing so that you can apply the patch to any non stretching fabric.  To apply, remove the paper backing on the adhesive, place it on the fabric, and apply an iron on medium heat for 8 to 10 seconds or until the adhesive adhears to the fabric.  Keep in mind the leather patch must be entirely dry. If there is moisture in the leather, heat will cause it to drastically shrivel and discolor.

This leather patch is rectangular with curved corners and is approximately 3.5 inches by 2 inches in size.  the leather is untreated and can be dyed or stained.