"Can't PROVE I'm Not God" Keychain

Listen... I'm not saying I'm literally God... I'm acknowledging that due to the nature of God as truly all powerful and mysterious, there would be no way to prove that I'm not.  

This keychain is my own tribute to one of the many paradoxes regarding the nature of an all-powerful God, specifically that if they can do anything and you don't know their will, they could even take the form of a random content creator on the internet and livestream to you, and you would never be able to prove without any doubt that it was not God conducting some weird form of morality test (that is biblically accurate after all).  

In fact, any ranting raving lunatic on the street screaming that he's God.... I mean... maybe?

So just be careful when you meet people who claim they are God.  You can say you don't believe them, but you can never truly know, because anything that would disprove them as God, could probably be used to disprove God's very nature and existence.

We wouldn't want that, now would we.... my child?