3 Months of Trump Bundle

To celebrate the upcoming 3 month anniversary of Trump setting our entire country on fire as a daily hobby, we put together three items that sum up our general feelings about the situation.

First, our "Tariff on F*CKS" keychain, to express just how little energy we have to care about almost anything any more. It's difficult enough to remember to do the laundry these days, I definitely cannot summon the energy to care about your step-nephew's recital being ruined by another mom recording the recital from an angle that ruined your attempt to livestream the recital, I'm sorry.

Second, our "If Trump can be President, You can do Anything" keychain, to give us just a little bit of hope and help battle our imposter syndrome.  After all, if he can literally be elected to run the entire country, who's to say you can't learn how to edit 3D models in Blender?  Who's to say you can't learn Swedish?  Who's to say you can't perfect your lay-up?  You can do anything in this twisted fringe of a multiversal hiccup that we are existing in.

And finally, as a reminder that there is a possibility for true and proper change in our future, and that there are solutions to every problem... we have our "Modern Day Problems" fridge magnet, featuring one of the greatest tools of political reform, the Guillotine.  We're not saying anything.... but we're not NOT saying it....

We're doing all three of these for the normal price of the magnet itself!  Enjoy!